Poem – ‘If I Was an Astronaut!’

Several years ago I decided that I’d write a book of childrens poems. It started off well enough but due to having a short attention span I only managed to write a few! (Although I do intend to go back and write more one day!) Anyway here’s one of my first attempts at a childrens poem.

Poem – ‘Bird’

Poem – ‘What Is It All About?’

A thrusting, audacious and cutting edge poem dealing with life, death and everything inbetween, asking questions that we were all thinking but daren’t ask. And by asking questions that we were all thinking but daren’t ask I mean questions that no one was thinking to even think about asking. Actually looking at it in the cold light of day it just asks more questions than it answers really. Like the ramblings of a madman.

Short Story – Jimmy Parrot and his Non-Holiday to Spain

There was once this parrot called Jimmy that lived deep in a fridge. He didn’t like the warmth and enjoyed frozen peas and chilled beverages.

Short Story – The Small Magical Neon Bull and the Girl with Hooves

There was once a glass bottle that contained a small magical neon bull. It sat in the shop window for years but no one wanted to buy it.

Poem – ‘If I Was a Pirate!’

Several years ago I decided that I’d write a book of childrens poems. It started off well enough but due to having a short attention span I only managed to write a few! (Although I do intend to go back and write more one day!) Anyway here’s one of my first attempts at a childrens poem.

Poem – ‘My Nan’

Back when I was only in primary school (in year 6 to be precise (ish)), we were given the task of writing a poem. I wrote my poem about my Nan, Sandra Kelsey. It’s not brilliant, but it means a lot to my Nan, so I’m proud of it! So here’s some of my earliest work for all to see!

Short Story – ‘Tripping’

I studied the little pills that I had balanced on the top of my guitar. The third combination in as many weeks. Doctors had told me they’d make me feel more comfortable, but…fat fucking chance.